Kategorie: christmas

|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call…

|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips. Fudge brownies were stored in…

|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all on vacation. The stockings were hungon the wall with great…

|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:TWELVE males reclaiming…

|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day,…

|In a small southern town there was a „Nativity Scene“ that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature…

|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive steps. Effective immediately, the following economy measures are to…

|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa’s…

|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. This was a delightful gift!…

|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need diamond earrings, handy slicer-dicers or comfy slippers. I only want…