Januar 6, 2021 The Twelve Bugs of Christmas |For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can do it again.For the second bug of Christmas, my manager…
Januar 6, 2021 If Microsoft ran Christmas… |Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as well. You wouldn’t have to take the tree, but you…
Januar 6, 2021 If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas… |Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly. Also the colors of the ornaments would be prettier than…
Januar 6, 2021 If Fisher Price ran Christmas… |“Baby’s First Ornament“ would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing on the tree.
Januar 6, 2021 If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas… |The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there would be presents for everyone, but no one would know…
Januar 6, 2021 If the NSA ran Christmas… |Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access in case they needed to monitor your tree for reasons…
Januar 6, 2021 If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas… |They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on the weekend after Thanksgiving, and placed out for viewing the…
Januar 6, 2021 If Sony ran Christmas… |Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat, would allow you to celebrate the season with a device…
Januar 6, 2021 If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas… |Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War pewter ornament collection. Each ornament would weight about seven pounds,…