Januar 6, 2021 If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas… |The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there would be presents for everyone, but no one would know…
Januar 6, 2021 If the NSA ran Christmas… |Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access in case they needed to monitor your tree for reasons…
Januar 6, 2021 If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas… |They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on the weekend after Thanksgiving, and placed out for viewing the…
Januar 6, 2021 If Sony ran Christmas… |Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat, would allow you to celebrate the season with a device…
Januar 6, 2021 If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas… |Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War pewter ornament collection. Each ornament would weight about seven pounds,…
Januar 6, 2021 If Cray ran Christmas… |The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any other holiday during the year.
Januar 6, 2021 If Thinking Machines ran Christmas… |You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical) at the same time.
Januar 6, 2021 If Timex ran Christmas… |The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a licking and keep on shopping.
Januar 6, 2021 If Radio Shack ran Christmas… |he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what they were for. Or you could buy parts to build…
Januar 6, 2021 If University of Waterloo ran Christmas… |They would immediately change the name to WatMas.