Januar 6, 2021 Jump out of the plane! An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says,…
Januar 6, 2021 irish … light bulb joke How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold the light bulb and 28 to drink till the room…
Januar 6, 2021 a nerd, a nude, and a bike A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd…
Januar 6, 2021 You Know You're Out Of College When… 1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.4. You keep more food…
Januar 6, 2021 You know you drink too much coffee when… 1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails. 3. You can jump-start your car without cables. 4. You…
Januar 6, 2021 45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall 1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, „I didn’t know I had one of THOSE!“2. Enter the…
Januar 6, 2021 50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to…
Januar 6, 2021 Proof That Santa Doesn't Exist – For Nerds! There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, or…
Januar 6, 2021 …..olympics Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are already over the Border..