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If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We…

I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a license to be that ugly? Moonlight becomes you — total…

We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your…

What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got…

You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant. You are down to earth, but…

Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with…

You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning. I would ask you how old you are, but I…

For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all of yours. You are the only person I’ve ever met…

We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!! We heard that when you ran away…

Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing to fear from my base instincts its my finer ones…