Kategorie: computer

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a computer. My goodness, you’d better come to my surgery right away! I can’t, my power cable won’t…

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a laptop computer. You’re just run down, let me give you some vitamins. No, thanks. But I could…

Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses „windows“.

Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way!

What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!

Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.