Kategorie: computer

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a computer. My goodness, you’d better come to my surgery right away! I can’t, my power cable won’t…

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a laptop computer. You’re just run down, let me give you some vitamins. No, thanks. But I could…

Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses „windows“.

Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way!

What did the mouse say to the webcam? Cheese.

Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I’m afraid not. I’m only able to type with one hand as it is.

What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive.

Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose.

What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!

Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t.