Kategorie: computer

Customer: „Hi, I’m supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?“

Customer: „I’ve been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automatically —…

A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from the…

Customer: „Wait, that password looks really gray. I’m going to type it in again.“

A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the disk in,…

Customer: „Why didn’t you tell me I have call waiting?“ Tech Support: „Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call waiting.“…

A customer called to say he couldn’t get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was…

Customer: „It says I’ve performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?“

A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. „Yeah, I got me a…

Tech Support: „Which format are the images you send?“ Customer: „Rectangular, 15×11 centimeters.“