Kategorie: computer

A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water…

A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain…

A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was „bad and invalid“. The tech…

A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer–the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world peace – was doing…

An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn’t get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked…

After a caller gave a technician her PC’s serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, „I see you have an…

Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldn’t work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there…

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the…

Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and it still wasn’t…

„This little computer,“ said the sales clerk, „will do half of your job for you.“ Studying the machine, the senior VP said, „Fine, I’ll…