Kategorie: computer

Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95 Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit…

– Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? – Well, dear… Every time I ask you to close the…

Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.

….. Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?

The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don’t buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer, don’t plug it in. 3) If…

I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, you’ll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that…

Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command „Press Any Key“ to „Press Return Key“ because of the flood of calls asking where the „Any“…

Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years

Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be…

My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I’ve never heard it get thrown out a window before.