Kategorie: computer

Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut.

Comments made by Programmers when their programs don’t work: Strange… I’ve never heard about that. It did work yesterday. Well, the program needs some…

An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem…

One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of…

A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is…

Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?

While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file. He said it said „File…

Customer: „I’m running Windows ’95.“ Tech: „Yes.“ Customer: „My computer isn’t working now.“ Tech: „Yes, you said that.“

Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95 Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit…

I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant „I want a game capable of holding the interest of my…