Januar 6, 2021 The computer prayer |Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by name; Thy code be clean, Thy fonts be seen On…
Januar 6, 2021 The computer user's reboot poem |Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really had to dowas stop and hit reboot?Things would all turn…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer lingo guide |Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add a log to your wood stoveMonitor – Keep an eye…
Januar 6, 2021 A list of redneck computer terms |Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code – Them’s the fight’n rules down da local tavern.Bug –…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer history of the world |In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word.And there were two Bytes in the Word;…
Januar 6, 2021 Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer |10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The…
Januar 6, 2021 The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker |10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He’s won the Publisher’s Clearing House sweepstakes three years running.8. When…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer help stories |AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell computer to turn on. Jay Ablinger, a Dell Computer Corp….
Januar 6, 2021 Types of computer viruses |Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus: You’re in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.Anita Hill…
Januar 6, 2021 Diary of a computer lamer |July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the best online service I can get. I can’t connect, I…