Kategorie: computer

If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.

Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?“ „Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.“ „What sort of trouble?“ „Well, I was just typing…

What is an astronaut’s favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.

Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.

Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: „You’re all part of our team now….

What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.

Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that’s close enough for non-technical people.

To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.

Tech Support: „How may I help you today, sir?“ Customer: „Hello…hey, er…I think I’ve got the wrong software installed in my computer.“ Tech Support:…