Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Q: Why didn’t Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says „lather, rinse, repeat.“
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: „Tonight I have installed a new release of MVS/ESA…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their PCs. „The cup holder on my…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?“ „Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.“ „What sort of trouble?“ „Well, I was just typing…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn’t get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked…