Kategorie: computer

My computer isn’t that nervous. It’s just a bit ANSI.

Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium,…

The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.

Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium’s floating point divider? A: „Life is like a box of chocolates…“ (Source: F. Gump of…

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

Q: Why didn’t Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says „lather, rinse, repeat.“

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer? PC Plod.

A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: „Tonight I have installed a new release of MVS/ESA…

A customer called to say he couldn’t get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was…