Januar 6, 2021 The Irish Virus An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the „IRISH VIRUS“. As we don’t have any programming experience, this virus works on the honor system….
Januar 6, 2021 Thank you for the emails THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year!It’s so wonderful that you included me in your quest…
Januar 6, 2021 Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates…INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton, (don’t forgetsome…
Januar 6, 2021 Is Windows a Virus? Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1. They replicate quickly — okay, Windows does that.2. Viruses use…
Januar 6, 2021 The Y-Zero-K Problem The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius: Are you still working on the Y zero K problem?…
Januar 6, 2021 Software Engineering Glossary of Product Terminology Glossary Terms-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Software Engineering Glossary of Product TerminologyNEW: Different colors from previous version.ALL NEW: Software is not compatible with previous version.UNMATCHED: Almost as good as…
Januar 6, 2021 I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and… I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.I’m betting the baby will be…
Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft Market Penetration Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating everyaspect of American life with the introduction of Contraceptive98, asuite…
Januar 6, 2021 How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to „instruction manuals
Januar 6, 2021 A mother was teaching her three year old daughter… A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One…