Januar 6, 2021 Will it hurt doctor? Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‚Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‚Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown‘.
Januar 6, 2021 A man went to the doctor to get a physical… A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome bad news… he had…
Januar 6, 2021 Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't… Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his ass.
Januar 6, 2021 A man walks into a doctor's office with a… A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor: How did this happen?Frog: It started with a bump on…
Januar 6, 2021 A girl goes to the doctor… A girl goes to the doctor. She says, „Doc, I’m freakin‘ out…I’m freakin‘ out…my pee’s coming out in four streams.“He says, „Get up on…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant… A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has…
Januar 6, 2021 A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad… A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor calls him into his office and says „I…
Januar 6, 2021 A doctor fell into a well once… A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone.
Januar 6, 2021 I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears… I said to the doctor „I have this ringing in my ears.“He said, „Don’t answer it!“
Januar 6, 2021 She said, "Kiss me doctor!" She said, „Kiss me doctor!“ Doctor said, „I can’t as we doctors have an ethics standard that does not allow us to kiss our…