Januar 6, 2021 Driving in the Fog and… Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When you’re eating pussy you can see the asshole in front…
Januar 6, 2021 Driving Examiner Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll pass eventually. Liz: But I’m the examiner!
Januar 6, 2021 Driving Violations A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place….The man says „What’s the problem officer?“Officer:…
Januar 6, 2021 Driving On One-Way Street A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: Do you know where you were going?Blonde:…
Januar 6, 2021 Red Light Driving Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Januar 6, 2021 Tips for driving people insane! HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself over the intercom. (Don’t disguise your voice)Put mosquito netting around…
Januar 6, 2021 Problems driving |Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to…
Januar 6, 2021 Knitting and driving |A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window… „Pull over!““No,“ she…
Januar 6, 2021 During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down… During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red faced colonel at the…