Januar 6, 2021 Will you marry me? |An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said „yes“….
Januar 6, 2021 OLD NEVER DIES 11 |OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD RAIN PUDDLES never die, they just dry upOLD SAILORS never…
Januar 6, 2021 What was its name? |Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, „Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to…
Januar 6, 2021 OLD NEVER DIES 12 |OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just lose their kickOLD SOLDIERS never die, they…
Januar 6, 2021 Do you know me? |A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial–a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, „Mrs….
Januar 6, 2021 OLD NEVER DIES 14 |OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out of timeOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just unwindOLD WATCHMAKERS never…
Januar 6, 2021 Finding a house |Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink…
Januar 6, 2021 OLD NEVER DIES 15 |OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just stop ringingOLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just achieve their state…
Januar 6, 2021 Travel to Heaven |This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the…
Januar 6, 2021 OLD never dies |OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balanceOLD ACCOUNTS never die, they are deletedOLD…