Januar 6, 2021 Sharing everything |A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra…
Januar 6, 2021 OLD NEVER DIES 4 |OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they just buzz offOLD BIKERS never die, but they’re hard on…
Januar 6, 2021 Uncovering a scam |The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make them think they will receive a bunch of money, but…
Januar 6, 2021 OLD NEVER DIES 7 |OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contactOLD ENERGIZER BUNNIES never die, they go…
Januar 6, 2021 Pondering old age |How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and go has got up and went.But in spite of it…
Januar 6, 2021 OLD NEVER DIES 5 |OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never die, they just kick the bucketOLD FORESTERS never die, they…
Januar 6, 2021 An ode to old age |There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t begin at 40. That’s a big fat lie.My hair’s getting…
Januar 6, 2021 OLD NEVER DIES 6 |OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell that wayOLD HOCKEY PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their…
Januar 6, 2021 No Peer Pressure |A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: „And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?“ the reporter asked.She simply…
Januar 6, 2021 OLD NEVER DIES 8 |OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die, they just shuffle off their metal coilsOLD LASER PHYSICISTS never…