Januar 6, 2021 What was its name? |Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, „Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to…
Januar 6, 2021 OLD NEVER DIES 12 |OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just lose their kickOLD SOLDIERS never die, they…
Januar 6, 2021 Do you know me? |A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial–a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, „Mrs….
Januar 6, 2021 OLD NEVER DIES 14 |OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out of timeOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just unwindOLD WATCHMAKERS never…
Januar 6, 2021 Finding a house |Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink…
Januar 6, 2021 OLD NEVER DIES 15 |OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just stop ringingOLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just achieve their state…
Januar 6, 2021 Travel to Heaven |This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the…
Januar 6, 2021 OLD never dies |OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balanceOLD ACCOUNTS never die, they are deletedOLD…
Januar 6, 2021 Getting old when |You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work. You feel like the morning after, and you haven’t…
Januar 6, 2021 OLD NEVER DIES 2 |OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled overOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get smashed for…