Kategorie: elephant

|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain!What’s the difference between an elephant…

|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines!Why do elephants eat…

|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!What is a baby elephant…

|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?Get a tame one and annoy…

|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do you call a elephant that never washes?A smellyphant!Teacher: „Where would…

|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with a machine gun call you?Anything he likes!What do you call…

|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?Russell!A man was sprinkling some white powder on his…

|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do elephants have trunks?Because they’ve no pockets to put things in!Why…

|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the movies!What’s blue and has big ears?An elephant at the North…

|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the fence!What’s grey, stands in a river when it rains and…