Kategorie: elephant

|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the fence!What’s grey, stands in a river when it rains and…

|What‘ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?An elephant disguised as a banana!What’s…

|What‘ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a trampoline!What’s grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?An elephant…

|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?An elephant with…

|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry tree!What do you get if you cross an elephant and…

|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain!What’s the difference between an elephant…

|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines!Why do elephants eat…

|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!What is a baby elephant…

|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?Get a tame one and annoy…

|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do you call a elephant that never washes?A smellyphant!Teacher: „Where would…