Januar 6, 2021 Placing your order |A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted. „No bills…
Januar 6, 2021 Food quotes and quips |Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .“Artichokes … are just plain annoying … After all the trouble you go to, you get about…
Januar 6, 2021 A practical joke involving jello |Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be made with Knox Unflavored Gelatin and red food…
Januar 6, 2021 You should learn to be more polite |One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out…
Januar 6, 2021 Food one-liners |The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called „The Fission Chips.“On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under…
Januar 6, 2021 You can now eat your own plate |Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step further – eat the plate.Chen…
Januar 6, 2021 Purchasing mailing lists |With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers are distributing mailing lists anywhere possible. In one particularly cruel…
Januar 6, 2021 What is this? |When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. „Good heavens,“ he…
Januar 6, 2021 Studying the twinkies |In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics of Twinkies, we subjected the Hostess snack logs to the…
Januar 6, 2021 I have a Microsoft waiter |Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?Patron: There’s a fly in my…