Kategorie: funny

„Will I ever be able to race my horse again“ the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, „You certainly will, and you’ll probably…

Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite…

Q. What does a woman’s asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!

A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, „I’ll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.“ Well,…

A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him…

Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.

Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?