Kategorie: funny

„Will I ever be able to race my horse again“ the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, „You certainly will, and you’ll probably…

Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft…

Q: Why don’t blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging…

Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead and one’s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and…

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at…

Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says…