Kategorie: funny

Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while…

Does killing time damage eternity?

This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorilla’s cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into…

A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, “I’m Jesus Christ.“ The first…

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, „I hear you Irish are…

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and…

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft…