Januar 6, 2021 The guide for women |A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M SLEEPY.I’m sleepy. I’M TIRED.I’m tired. I’VE GOTTA GO.Get out of…
Januar 6, 2021 Men writing the rules |If Men Were to Rewrite „The Rules“Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments…
Januar 6, 2021 The bum on a street |A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, „Will you buy booze?“ The bum said, „No.“ The man asked, „Will you gamble…
Januar 6, 2021 Seminars for a woman |SEMINARS FOR WOMEN In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created a set of courses for females…
Januar 6, 2021 Roll of toilet paper |How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t know – it’s never happened.
Januar 6, 2021 Women's translations |WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We need… = I wantIt?s your decision = The correct decision…
Januar 6, 2021 Men and Parking Spots |How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
Januar 6, 2021 Women seeking men |“WOMEN SEEKING MEN“ Classifieds40-ish means: 48Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever willAffectionate means: PossessiveArtist means: UnreliableAverage looking means: You figure this…