Kategorie: insults

You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.Yo momma’s…

You’re momma so fat, she be sellin‘ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got arrested for indecent exposure!You’re momma so…

Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way to Tomorrowland. Mooring lines don’t reach the dock. More marbles…

All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer, no nail. All hat and no cattle. All he remembers…

Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like a loose-leaf folder in winter. Like a one-armed man climbing…

A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom Waits A mind as empty as the sleeping pill concession…

In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked for „extra thick.“ In need of a ROM upgrade. In…

A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard. A few kernels short of an ear. A few kopeks…

If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true. If he had a lobotomy he’d depressurize. If he had…

$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world. A 10K brain attached to a 9600…