Kategorie: insults

You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.Yo momma’s…

You’re momma so fat, she be sellin‘ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got arrested for indecent exposure!You’re momma so…

Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave of absence from his senses. On the batting end of…

Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing with his wand too much. Been playing with the pharmacy…

Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he looks, but that would be impossible. Not digging in the…

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone. Another engineering prototype that should not have been shipped. Answers…

Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way to Tomorrowland. Mooring lines don’t reach the dock. More marbles…

All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer, no nail. All hat and no cattle. All he remembers…

Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like a loose-leaf folder in winter. Like a one-armed man climbing…

A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom Waits A mind as empty as the sleeping pill concession…