Kategorie: insults

Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked. Her memory is truly random-access. Her mental function can be…

He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to science but they made an early withdrawal. He fell out…

Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex, but not a very good one. Has an IQ one…

Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity errors under load. Gives a lot of bull for somebody…

Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in the mousetrap. S p a c e d o u…

Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory of a missing link. Failed the Turing test. Fell out…

Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns to one right turn. Pressure’s up, but there’s a slow…

Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the rupee. Doesn’t have the brain power to toast a crouton….

Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out there where the buses don’t run. Outlet isn’t grounded. Over…

Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t hit sand if he fell off a camel. Couldn’t hit…