Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 19/31 Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like a loose-leaf folder in winter. Like a one-armed man climbing…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 3/31 A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom Waits A mind as empty as the sleeping pill concession…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 18/31 In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked for „extra thick.“ In need of a ROM upgrade. In…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 2/31 A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard. A few kernels short of an ear. A few kopeks…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 17/31 If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true. If he had a lobotomy he’d depressurize. If he had…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 1/31 $HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world. A 10K brain attached to a 9600…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 16/31 His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His reaction time is longer than his attention span. — Thaves…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 15/31 His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they were out of stock. His brain would rattle around in…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 30/31 Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips over cordless phones. Truck can’t haul a full load. Trying…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 29/31 The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the hamster’s dead. There she sits, Finite State Automaton at its…