Kategorie: insults

Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave of absence from his senses. On the batting end of…

Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing with his wand too much. Been playing with the pharmacy…

Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he looks, but that would be impossible. Not digging in the…

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone. Another engineering prototype that should not have been shipped. Answers…

Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way to Tomorrowland. Mooring lines don’t reach the dock. More marbles…

All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer, no nail. All hat and no cattle. All he remembers…

Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like a loose-leaf folder in winter. Like a one-armed man climbing…

A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom Waits A mind as empty as the sleeping pill concession…

Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat with chopsticks. Using a 1S-2D floppy for brains in a…

Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips over cordless phones. Truck can’t haul a full load. Trying…