Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 18/31 In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked for „extra thick.“ In need of a ROM upgrade. In…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 2/31 A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard. A few kernels short of an ear. A few kopeks…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 17/31 If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true. If he had a lobotomy he’d depressurize. If he had…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 1/31 $HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world. A 10K brain attached to a 9600…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 16/31 His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His reaction time is longer than his attention span. — Thaves…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 15/31 His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they were out of stock. His brain would rattle around in…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 14/31 Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked. Her memory is truly random-access. Her mental function can be…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 13/31 He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to science but they made an early withdrawal. He fell out…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 28/31 Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS. Still sending messages with his secret decoder ring. Still traumatized…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 27/31 Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it to the top of his chimney. So boring, his dreams…