Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 24/31 Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out there where the buses don’t run. Outlet isn’t grounded. Over…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 8/31 Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t hit sand if he fell off a camel. Couldn’t hit…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 23/31 One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy. One pane short of a window. One pearl short of…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 7/31 Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar of Marshmallow Fluff. Can discern facts and form predictions with…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 22/31 Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave of absence from his senses. On the batting end of…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 6/31 Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing with his wand too much. Been playing with the pharmacy…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 21/31 Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he looks, but that would be impossible. Not digging in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 5/31 An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone. Another engineering prototype that should not have been shipped. Answers…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 31/31 Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat with chopsticks. Using a 1S-2D floppy for brains in a…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 30/31 Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips over cordless phones. Truck can’t haul a full load. Trying…