Januar 6, 2021 McNally |McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing gum. „It’s to keep…
Januar 6, 2021 I was pushing it |Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car,…
Januar 6, 2021 Leprechaun Jokes |Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and…
Januar 6, 2021 I'll tell them slowly |“Hey,“ said a new arrival in the pub, „I’ve got some great Irish jokes.““Before you start,“ said the big bloke in the corner, „,…
Januar 6, 2021 Two Irishmen |Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping trip to Paris when the captains voice came over the…
Januar 6, 2021 you can blow up the tyres |A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he’s in need of petrol, the man…
Januar 6, 2021 Young man |“Young man,“ said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. „It’s alcohol and alcohol alone that’s responsible for your present sorry state!“ „I’m glad…
Januar 6, 2021 Monahan stumbled into a saloon |Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. „Say,“ he said to the bartender, „how tall is a penguin?“ „About two and a half feet.“…
Januar 6, 2021 Scorcher Murphy |Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house…
Januar 6, 2021 trapped in a bog |Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly wandered by. „Help!“ Barty shouted, „Oi’m sinkin‘!“ Don’t worry,“ assured…