Januar 6, 2021 The worm's got a salmon by the throat |MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat there on afternoon, his…
Januar 6, 2021 In West Kerry |In West Kerry, the wife commented, „When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. You…
Januar 6, 2021 you can blow up the tyres |A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he’s in need of petrol, the man…
Januar 6, 2021 Young man |“Young man,“ said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. „It’s alcohol and alcohol alone that’s responsible for your present sorry state!“ „I’m glad…
Januar 6, 2021 Monahan stumbled into a saloon |Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. „Say,“ he said to the bartender, „how tall is a penguin?“ „About two and a half feet.“…
Januar 6, 2021 Scorcher Murphy |Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house…
Januar 6, 2021 trapped in a bog |Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly wandered by. „Help!“ Barty shouted, „Oi’m sinkin‘!“ Don’t worry,“ assured…
Januar 6, 2021 Pat and Jimmy-Joe |Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, „Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?“ Pat said, „Well, I have and I haven’t.“…
Januar 6, 2021 Irishman went to a pet shop |Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock. „We have 99“ replied the shop owner „Give us the…
Januar 6, 2021 Paddy and Seamus |It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn day. After a wee bit, Paddy who was sitt’n behind…