Januar 6, 2021 Must help the wife |Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. „Boss,“ he says, „we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife…
Januar 6, 2021 Stock market report |Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.Knives were up sharply.Cows steered into a…
Januar 6, 2021 An old occupation |What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.- Old actors never die, they just…
Januar 6, 2021 Photographer works |There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by all the townfolk – the ghost which `lived‘ there…
Januar 6, 2021 Letters to a landlord |Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. I want some repairs…
Januar 6, 2021 Pick a starting salary |Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, „And what starting salary were…
Januar 6, 2021 Boss wants too much |For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently,…
Januar 6, 2021 Never say it at work |TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 5:00 and then bring…
Januar 6, 2021 Sleeping on the job |Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. „They told me at the blood bank this might happen.“ 14. „This…
Januar 6, 2021 Mistakes on a resume |These are from actual resumes: „Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require prescription drugs. „I am extremely loyal to my present firm,…