Kategorie: jokes

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !

Father and son standing outside the elephant’s cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, „If we stand around here long enough, one of…

A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. „Look in the lion’s mouth,“ the vet told him. „How do I do that?“ he…

Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot…

Why do women have smaller feet than men? – It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books — the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species. In surprise he asked…

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? – She starts her sentence with „A man once told me…“

The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed…

How do you fix a woman’s watch? – It doesn’t matter. There is a clock on the oven.