Kategorie: jokes

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !

Father and son standing outside the elephant’s cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, „If we stand around here long enough, one of…

A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. „Look in the lion’s mouth,“ the vet told him. „How do I do that?“ he…

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? – She starts her sentence with „A man once told me…“

The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed…

How do you fix a woman’s watch? – It doesn’t matter. There is a clock on the oven.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?…

What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? – A woman that won’t do what she’s told.

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren’t afraid of the dark.