Kategorie: jokes

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !

Father and son standing outside the elephant’s cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, „If we stand around here long enough, one of…

A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. „Look in the lion’s mouth,“ the vet told him. „How do I do that?“ he…

How do you fix a woman’s watch? – It doesn’t matter. There is a clock on the oven.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?…

What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? – A woman that won’t do what she’s told.

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren’t afraid of the dark.

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so…