Kategorie: jokes

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !

Father and son standing outside the elephant’s cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, „If we stand around here long enough, one of…

A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. „Look in the lion’s mouth,“ the vet told him. „How do I do that?“ he…

What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service.

Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.