Kategorie: jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? – She starts her sentence with „A man once told me…“

The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed…

How do you fix a woman’s watch? – It doesn’t matter. There is a clock on the oven.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?…

What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? – A woman that won’t do what she’s told.

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren’t afraid of the dark.

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)

Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.

‚You never get anything right,‘ complained the teacher. ‚What kind of job do you think you’ll get when you leave school ?‘ ‚Well, I…