Januar 6, 2021 Yo momma jokes Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, „What ya doin‘?“ She said, „Buying luggage.“
Januar 6, 2021 Witch jokes Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
Januar 6, 2021 Zoo jokes A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot…
Januar 6, 2021 Women jokes Why do women have smaller feet than men? – It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
Januar 6, 2021 Zoo jokes One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books — the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species. In surprise he asked…
Januar 6, 2021 Women jokes How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? – She starts her sentence with „A man once told me…“
Januar 6, 2021 Zoo jokes The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed…
Januar 6, 2021 Women jokes How do you fix a woman’s watch? – It doesn’t matter. There is a clock on the oven.
Januar 6, 2021 Waiter jokes Waiter: „Tea or coffee, gentlemen?“ 1st customer: „I’ll have tea.“ 2nd customer: „Me, too – and be sure the glass is clean!“ (Waiter exits,…
Januar 6, 2021 Waiter jokes Waiter, waiter, do you have frog’s legs? Certainly, Sir! Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!