Kategorie: jokes

One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books — the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species. In surprise he asked…

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? – She starts her sentence with „A man once told me…“

The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed…

How do you fix a woman’s watch? – It doesn’t matter. There is a clock on the oven.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?…

What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? – A woman that won’t do what she’s told.

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren’t afraid of the dark.

Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.