Kategorie: jokes

The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed…

How do you fix a woman’s watch? – It doesn’t matter. There is a clock on the oven.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?…

What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? – A woman that won’t do what she’s told.

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren’t afraid of the dark.

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so…

What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

When the picture of the vampire’s grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail…