Kategorie: jokes

Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!

A pig’s favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York.

Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare!

All our pigs are learning karate. Oh, I don’t believe that No? Well, just watch out for their chops.

A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, „The End is Near! Turn yourself…

Republicans say „Merry Christmas!“ Democrats say „Happy Holidays!“

A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because…

Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.

Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find that the river had flooded the entire first floor of her house. Looking out of…

Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws.