Kategorie: jokes

A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b’s already.

Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I’ll tell you when you’re older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now….

Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.

Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!

A pig’s favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York.

Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare!

All our pigs are learning karate. Oh, I don’t believe that No? Well, just watch out for their chops.

A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, „The End is Near! Turn yourself…

Republicans say „Merry Christmas!“ Democrats say „Happy Holidays!“

A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because…