Kategorie: jokes

Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws.

A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street…

Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.

A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he’s in serious financial trouble. He’s so desperate…

When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine. Democrats ask for a „Bud.“

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter…

The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he had a cop beside him. „Name?“ „Brendan O’Connor.“ „Same as…

Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: „Pass me the honey, Honey“. The English husband says to his wife:…

Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later,…

Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of…