Kategorie: jokes

When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine. Democrats ask for a „Bud.“

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter…

The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he had a cop beside him. „Name?“ „Brendan O’Connor.“ „Same as…

Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: „Pass me the honey, Honey“. The English husband says to his wife:…

Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later,…

Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of…

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says,…

A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. „You just won’t believe what…

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks…

A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b’s already.