Kategorie: jokes

A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. „Which side is it best to lie on?“ she asked. „The side that pays your fee,“ replied…

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In the defense’s closing…

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section…

If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?

The bartender asks him „What’ll you have?“. The guy answers, „A scotch, please“. The bartender hands him the drink, and says „That’ll be five…