Kategorie: jokes

|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the rain?A: Not without their little yellow jackets!Q: Why did the…

|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them in trees!Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own…

|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because they kept droning on and on!Q: What do you call…

|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet setter!Q: What do dogs have that no other animal has?A:…

|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‚er!Q: What is a polygon?A: A dead parrot!Q: What flies through the jungle…

|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a…

|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q: What bird tastes just like butter?A: A stork!Q: What’s another…

|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A dog that chases cars – and catches them!Q: What happens…

|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!Q: Which birds steal soap from the…

|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?A: Cats can’t drive!Q: What do you call a dog…