Januar 6, 2021 Here's your fee schedule |A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.“Alright,“ the lawyer says looking through his papers. „You owe me $1000 down…
Januar 6, 2021 What should they get? |Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth…
Januar 6, 2021 Unreasonable bill |A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement included this item:“Was walking down the…
Januar 6, 2021 Ask your question |One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify. A severe, no-nonsense professional, she sat down in the witness chair, unaware…
Januar 6, 2021 Replacing lab rats with lawyers |The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally,…
Januar 6, 2021 Tell the whole truth |`You seem to be in some distress,‘ said the kindly judge to the witness. `Is anything the matter?’`Well, your Honour,‘ said the witness, `I…
Januar 6, 2021 Some last minute requests |A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, „Give it to me straight. How long have I…
Januar 6, 2021 Get away with murder |Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: „I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years“Herman: „Hmm. I killed a man, and I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 What and who am I? |A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately…
Januar 6, 2021 What type of tracks? |Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the first lawyer declared them to be deer…