Kategorie: marriage

In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. – Elizabeth AshleyMany a man owes his success to his first…

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. – Prof. Irwin CoreyLove matches are made…

Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a gun. – George Bernard ShawOne cardinal rule of marriage should…

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. – Groucho MarxWe in the industry…

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands….

There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex… This happens during the honeymoon; you both keep doing it…

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.- David BissonetteA…

MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other…

How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE – When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST –…

I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking a bath and she came in and sunk all my…