Kategorie: marriage

|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands….

|There was a man who said, „I never knew what happiness was until I got married…and then it was too late!“Love is one long…

|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the…

|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.* In the second…

|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized…

|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home, as long as I don’t enjoy it.My wife has a…

|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and…

|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And…

|A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.The marriage counselor, trying to be creative,…

|What Exactly Is Marriage?“Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t have to give her back to her parents“ -Eric, six…