Januar 6, 2021 A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says… A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, „Doctor, you’ve got todo something about my husband — he thinks he’s a refrigerator!“ „I wouldn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Who's got my pen? A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to…
Januar 6, 2021 Not a foot An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and weaves over to thereceptionist.Without looking up, she waves him over…
Januar 6, 2021 Can't remember Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When did you first notice this problem?What problem?
Januar 6, 2021 It is worth trying A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how frustrated she was. „I tried to be an actress and…
Januar 6, 2021 Good news Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, „Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad…
Januar 6, 2021 Just in case „Mr. Chilton,“ the analyst said, „I think this will be your last visit.““Does that mean I’m cured?“ he asked.“For all practical purposes, yes,“ she…
Januar 6, 2021 No symptoms Doctor, the embarrassed man said, „I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore.“Mr. Thomas, bring her back with…
Januar 6, 2021 No problem A guy walks into his doctor and says,“Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t remember anything!“The doc asks, „How long have you had this…
Januar 6, 2021 A folk remedy A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head. As usual, one of the…