Januar 6, 2021 Pneumonia A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn’t help.On his…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says… A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, „Doctor, you’ve got todo something about my husband — he thinks he’s a refrigerator!“ „I wouldn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Who's got my pen? A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to…
Januar 6, 2021 Not a foot An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and weaves over to thereceptionist.Without looking up, she waves him over…
Januar 6, 2021 Psychoanalysis One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her way to meet her best friend at a coffee house….
Januar 6, 2021 Some problems A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to her senses, the doctor approaches her bed and says:“I’m sorry…
Januar 6, 2021 A memory problem Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem?Patient: What problem?
Januar 6, 2021 Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices… Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years old, the other over 70. They rode on the elevator…
Januar 6, 2021 Five penises A man goes into a doctor’s office and says „Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!“The doctor says,“Good lord! How do your pants fit?“The man replies,…
Januar 6, 2021 It is worth trying A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how frustrated she was. „I tried to be an actress and…