Januar 6, 2021 Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already there.
Januar 6, 2021 Don't you just hate it when… Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on the examination table telling him about yoursymptoms, and with each…
Januar 6, 2021 Perfectly normal „I’m in love with my horse,“ the nervous man told his psychiatrist. „Nothing to worry about,“ the psychiatrist consoled. „Many peopleare fond of animals.As…
Januar 6, 2021 A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist… A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.“My life is a mess, doctor,“ she began, „I am sofucking hideous that no one will associate…
Januar 6, 2021 The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic… The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. „You know, Doc,“ he said, „I’ve made love in more exotic cars than anyone…
Januar 6, 2021 Sobel goes into the optometrist's office… Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist, „I think I need my eyeschecked.“She says, „You’re not kidding….
Januar 6, 2021 This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a… This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face. „Doc,“ he says, „I’m worried. It’s that dream. I’m having…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman came to the psychiatrist worried… A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. „Doctor,“ she said, „I can’t sleep at night. When I’m in the next room, I have this…
Januar 6, 2021 HEGS The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S“What’s that?“, the patient asks.“It’s a combination of Herpes, Encephalitis, Gonorrhea and Syphyllis.“The patient wants to…
Januar 6, 2021 Psychoanalysis One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her way to meet her best friend at a coffee house….