Januar 6, 2021 50-50 relationship What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wrinkle!
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Januar 6, 2021 Men say the smartest things when… Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with „A woman once told me…“
Januar 6, 2021 Sewage, Oh no When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for.Police…
Januar 6, 2021 60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy 1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don’t we just cuddle? 5. You know…
Januar 6, 2021 seconds to live Man walks into the Doctors office. „I have the results of your test and I’m afraid your going to die“ Says the Doctor. The…
Januar 6, 2021 If Men made the Rules 1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. 2….
Januar 6, 2021 The 2 P's What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the penis.