Januar 6, 2021 Me and My Boss When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe is thorough———————————-When I don’t do itI am lazyWhen my boss…
Januar 6, 2021 The Duck Hunt One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was going to his Chevy and he got a vist from…
Januar 6, 2021 Wife What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Januar 6, 2021 Throw Up! Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Januar 6, 2021 Good Cook Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Januar 6, 2021 Mystery Writer Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Januar 6, 2021 Signs Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, „We stand in front of our work.“Sign on a muffler shop in Santa Cruz, „We’re…
Januar 6, 2021 Touch-typists Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Januar 6, 2021 More Fun A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun – they just don’t remember who with.