Januar 6, 2021 Puerto Rican Offspring Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A: Retardo.
Januar 6, 2021 Prostitute and Nymph Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute says, „Aren’t you done yet?“The nympho says, „Are you done…
Januar 6, 2021 Wife What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Januar 6, 2021 Throw Up! Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Januar 6, 2021 Good Cook Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Januar 6, 2021 Mystery Writer Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Januar 6, 2021 Signs Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, „We stand in front of our work.“Sign on a muffler shop in Santa Cruz, „We’re…
Januar 6, 2021 Touch-typists Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Januar 6, 2021 More Fun A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun – they just don’t remember who with.
Januar 6, 2021 Pig Under Her Arm Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. Shepasses a person who asks, „Where did you get that?“A:…