Januar 6, 2021 Squirrels Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about it, he begges to go. The two men are skeptical,…
Januar 6, 2021 Two Statues There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on their pedastals for 500 years. A girl statue and a…
Januar 6, 2021 Radio Game This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week. One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three…
Januar 6, 2021 The Promotion Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal. Johnson: Montreal! „Nothing comes from there except hookers and hockey…
Januar 6, 2021 Shooting Cans! A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.“Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper“.Ah, yes…I want to buy a .44…
Januar 6, 2021 Who's perfect. There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman, and Mickey Mouse. They see a $50 bill on the…
Januar 6, 2021 Nuns at the Gate So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the pearly gates to consult St. Peter. He says, „Next!“He asks…
Januar 6, 2021 Positive Outlooks on Life… If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.Experience is something…
Januar 6, 2021 Where do you see… Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing cartwheels!