Januar 6, 2021 The String in the bar. Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ’sorry‘ said the barman, ‚we don’t serve pieces of string in here‘…
Januar 6, 2021 EMT response times. Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since we installed our new satellite navigation system,? bragged one, ?we?ve…
Januar 6, 2021 The New Tax Law The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the…
Januar 6, 2021 Penuts! Popcorn! President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience in Cuba, and he began, „They accuse me of intervening…
Januar 6, 2021 Turnaround is fair play! A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to…
Januar 6, 2021 Her Operation! „A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor…
Januar 6, 2021 The big test! An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable…
Januar 6, 2021 Pleasing Mom! Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill just dates and dates.Finally a friend asks him, „What’s the…
Januar 6, 2021 Without Woman A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, „Where would man be today if it were not for woman?“ She paused…
Januar 6, 2021 What men say & what it „I’m going fishing.“ Really means…“I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the…