Januar 6, 2021 Sleeping like a baby. While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and downs frightened a lot of small investors.A guy went to…
Januar 6, 2021 Screwing Rooster There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So in order to get eggs he went and got a…
Januar 6, 2021 The sweet kiss! There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face was badly burned. The doctors said they could take the…
Januar 6, 2021 Why me!?! A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed.However, as they passed a…
Januar 6, 2021 Pronounce it please! Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and…
Januar 6, 2021 Move your cars please. It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom:“Will the students who are parked on University Drive please…
Januar 6, 2021 Adam and Eve. Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.“You’re running around with other…
Januar 6, 2021 Oh Boy…more warning signs! On a cardboard windshield sun shade: „Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place“(why…a duh!)On an infant’s bathtub: Do not throw baby out…
Januar 6, 2021 Trouble at tax time! A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. „Wear your shabbiest clothing….
Januar 6, 2021 How do guys in jail….. How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!