Januar 6, 2021 White Gown? A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a wedding dress made.When the tailor inquired about the color, the…
Januar 6, 2021 Cool Stud! Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said „I’m sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren’t ready yet. Until they…
Januar 6, 2021 Quick Witted Boy There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man came in and asked to buy half a head of…
Januar 6, 2021 Army Wisdom A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to…
Januar 6, 2021 Pick Up Line Rejections! 1. Man: „So, wanna go back to my place?“ Woman: „Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?“2. The most memorable…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad Date Signs! Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to dateher mother….You find out her real name is Vinnie, and…
Januar 6, 2021 More Office Wisdom… A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.After any salary raise, you will have less money…
Januar 6, 2021 Good News At Work A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says He: „I’m sorry honey but I’m up to my neck…
Januar 6, 2021 Now that I'm older… Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most of it. When did my wild oats turn into prunes…
Januar 6, 2021 Parking Problem A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:“I’ve circled the block for 20 minutes. I’m late for an appointment, and…