Januar 6, 2021 Random Ramblings! ** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor. ** Atheism – A non-prophet organization. ** Boycott shampoo!!!…
Januar 6, 2021 Name That Restaurant! A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back chatting. Bernie turns to Marv and says,“Ya know, we went…
Januar 6, 2021 Reasoning Test Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says to the first gal, „What is three times three?“ „297,“…
Januar 6, 2021 Role Reversal A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was impressed by a sociological change. On previous visits she noted…
Januar 6, 2021 No Parking This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants took advantage of his good nature, and would steal…
Januar 6, 2021 Wanna Hear A Redneck Story? So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, „Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?“The guy says,…
Januar 6, 2021 Bus Full of Politicians A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful…
Januar 6, 2021 Trust A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went like this:Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the…
Januar 6, 2021 Tree Talk Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small tree begins to grow between them.The beech says to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Sooner… A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: „We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a…