Januar 6, 2021 I'd Love To But…(Pt II) More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don’t wanna go to.I’D LOVE TO BUT……I did my own…
Januar 6, 2021 I'd Love To But… Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses to why you can’t attend:I’D LOVE TO BUT…… I don’t…
Januar 6, 2021 How They Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance drivers come quicker Australians do it Down Under Bach did…
Januar 6, 2021 Fill Er Up! A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her mom’s car to the gas station. She pulled up to…
Januar 6, 2021 Please Save Her! Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man started…
Januar 6, 2021 Leaf A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something…
Januar 6, 2021 Suck It In I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, I…
Januar 6, 2021 Wedding Gift A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of marriage. They received many gifts at the wedding but their…
Januar 6, 2021 Nice Car! A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and…
Januar 6, 2021 New Coin A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being issued to honor two great American patriots. On one side…