Januar 6, 2021 Reasoning Test Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says to the first gal, „What is three times three?“ „297,“…
Januar 6, 2021 Poachers' Revenge The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into…
Januar 6, 2021 I'd Love To But…(Pt IV) Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited out again! (unless of course your married an the wife…
Januar 6, 2021 Wanna Hear A Redneck Story? So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, „Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?“The guy says,…
Januar 6, 2021 Bus Full of Politicians A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful…
Januar 6, 2021 Trust A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went like this:Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the…
Januar 6, 2021 Tree Talk Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small tree begins to grow between them.The beech says to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Sooner… A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: „We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a…
Januar 6, 2021 Fire At 40,000 Feet While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the window. „Good lord!“ he screamed, „one of the engines just…
Januar 6, 2021 Dear John Reply The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her…