Januar 6, 2021 Saving the Oppossum! Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their…
Januar 6, 2021 Pregnant Mystery A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady,“ why…
Januar 6, 2021 Who am I!!! I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to tell me about all the patients he had seen.One of…
Januar 6, 2021 Naughty, Naughty One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen.“What’s wrong dearest??“ asked the confused husband.“Oh darling,“…
Januar 6, 2021 Never Lend Money A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his wife. Shortly after leaving, the doorbell rings. It is her…
Januar 6, 2021 Top Ten Most Violent Upcoming Movies 10. „Erin Brockovich Gets Her Face Chewed Off by Rats“ 9. „Mary Poppins A Cap In Your Ass“ 8. „Bitch-Slapping Miss Daisy“ 7. „How…
Januar 6, 2021 Blow what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheque!
Januar 6, 2021 The Talking Monkey A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little…
Januar 6, 2021 Quickies 1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask…