Januar 6, 2021 Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story building.I knew a prisoner who crowded his roommates terribly by…
Januar 6, 2021 AL GORE I am! Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we count them with a band?Should we count them all by…
Januar 6, 2021 Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used to be.My sister opened a computer store on a beach…
Januar 6, 2021 Panda in a Bar A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said „I’d like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke…
Januar 6, 2021 Saving the Oppossum! Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their…
Januar 6, 2021 Pregnant Mystery A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady,“ why…
Januar 6, 2021 Who am I!!! I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to tell me about all the patients he had seen.One of…
Januar 6, 2021 Triplets One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her in the…
Januar 6, 2021 I've got a rash This fella goes to the doctor and says“Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my cock, have you got anything for it?“The doctor said“ put…
Januar 6, 2021 You got Mail! One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a neighbor was watching. 5 minutes later she checked it again…