Januar 6, 2021 Triplets One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Rude Nusery Rhymes! Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses and all the kings menSaid fuck him! – he’s only…
Januar 6, 2021 If, And, Butt! If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker.And a roll of toilet tissue…
Januar 6, 2021 Philly Cops Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway Patrolman. The cop walks up and taps on the window…
Januar 6, 2021 WARNING: These are RUDE. Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist?A. Give him a used tampon and ask…
Januar 6, 2021 Payback IS a Bit…. A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. „Certainly, sir, that’ll be 1…
Januar 6, 2021 Men's Thesaurus The new Men’s Thesaurus – on sale now at your local book stores!:“I’M GOING FISHING“Means: „I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by…
Januar 6, 2021 The Big Shake-up! A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all…
Januar 6, 2021 What my Mom taught me. All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE -„If you’re going to kill each other, do…
Januar 6, 2021 At the Club. So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -„Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place.“Our Hero goes…