Januar 6, 2021 The AOL Car The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer. The AOL car would come equipped with…
Januar 6, 2021 Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say Well, how ‚bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions. You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs You're from New York You say „the city“ and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skill. You have never…
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Januar 6, 2021 Overheard in Tax Office… The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer’s Office Prior To The Tax Filing Deadline No sir, the government does not want you…
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Januar 6, 2021 Vow of Silence At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow of silence. This vow could only be broken once a…
Januar 6, 2021 The Old Monk A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices,…
Januar 6, 2021 When I was Young When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized that God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a…