Januar 6, 2021 Signs Of The 2000's Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they get angry they’ll be a mile away — and barefoot….
Januar 6, 2021 Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing…
Januar 6, 2021 If AOL Were A City… You’d live in a place where no two people had the same name. You’d only pay $21.95 a month to live there, but half…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed up in your cellar. You don’t have to go to…
Januar 6, 2021 The AOL Car The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer. The AOL car would come equipped with…
Januar 6, 2021 When I was Young When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized that God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a…
Januar 6, 2021 Really Good Deed This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He’s checking…
Januar 6, 2021 10 Reasons Not To Jog 1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the heck she…
Januar 6, 2021 Number One Sport A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The guide told her, „This is our number one sport.“ The…
Januar 6, 2021 Never hear a man say Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You know, I’d like to see her again, but her breasts…